Flying Biscuits Syndrome

This was an actual coversation. Yes, I do insult my cat often. No, she will not develop a complex, she's a cat. I was onl...

  Recently, I have been feeling quite down, and this last week my mental then decided to fully betray me. My friends and family hav...

I has a cat now, her name is Frida :3 Frida Catlho! :D

  I am startled very easily. Loud noise, nope. Not for me thanks. When my bro-in-law, Pete, was a teenager he used to cre...

This conversation actually happened. Then, Kuro deliberately hugged me close to their boobs in an "effort" to smother...

Of course you like octopi, why wouldn't you? Seaweed and Justin certainly do :) Plus, this is a much better version of this ann...

In other news, Kuro and I have finally booked the venue and registry for the wedding. I'm going to be a husband, bitchez!!