Important Biscuits

Saturday 10 December 2016

90. Hell Hath No Fury Like A Partner Scorned




Be warned, Kuro is also a drummer. They know how to use drumsticks against their enemies.

I spent 10 minutes looking at "creepy smiles" on Google Images. I kept coming across the drawn image for the Smiling Man creepypasta.

WELP I'm not sleeping tonight :P

On a lighter note, Kuro has an awesome new hairdo :3 Undercuts for the win!

Tuesday 6 December 2016

89. The Annoying Fuzzball RETURNS



Most of the time you just need a reassuring cuddle from a friend, loved one or family member.

I'm glad that people around me know me well enough what to do. I have too much sensitivities and stupidness.

Saturday 12 November 2016

88. If I Could Skitter Like a Bug I Would


Whenever the panic sets in, for whatever reason, I get this tremendous urge to just scurry away. Like a bug.

A buddy of mine wanted me to play the guitar because he really wanted to hear me play. Fair enough, but I still haven't passed that confidence threshold and I did feel anxious when I played in front of him. In my delicious mess of a mind I wanted to flee, skitter away like a bug.

Sad guitar is sad for being tossed away like that. Goddamnit, James! Keep your panic attacks at bay

:P

Monday 7 November 2016

87. Naked Flesh is For Squids


Yeah, societal body expectations are bullshit.

Plus, I like my clothes :P They make me feel warm and fuzzy.

Thursday 16 June 2016

Goodbye To the Circus...

...we hope you enjoyed the show.


Trust me to quote an Aqua song :P



But yes, my little reprobates, I am putting Flying Biscuits Syndrome on an indefinite hiatus.

The main reason I make this comic is because it is a catharsis for me. That's how it started out in the beginning, I never thought it would become popular within my group of friends nor when I started putting it online that people from all over the world would read it. Thank goodness for Twitter, eh? Lately, I have been struggling what I can draw and write about as a lot of it is very ad-hoc, there's no schedule to follow because this is not what I am trying to do as a full-time job. Very much a spur of the moment schedule. This means that a lot of time can pass before I post an update, also I may have good intentions about a particular subject, but it doesn't always go how I planned. I am sure that this happens to a lot of artists who make comics full-time. Take my post about coming out as pansexual, after talking with some people I realised that it could potentially offend those who identify as bi; again not my intention.

Maybe that's it, I'm not an artist, I am not particularly well-read or nerdy for that matter, and sometimes when I want to post about a particular subject, given my political background, I feel that I just cannot convey eloquently noelr clearly what I want to say. To say the least, it depresses me sometimes. I've put unrealistic expectations on myself when it's not necessary; this is only a bit of fun. So, I've decided to come back to this at a later time. I have a list of posts I want to do and maybe I might fall into a better habit when I come back. Maybe even create a dedicated Facebook page. There are also some personal matters I need to work through before I come back to Flying Biscuits.

Thank you for liking my little drawings, they are a minuscule, aren't they?

Don't forget to take care of each other, there's a lot of shit happening in the world.

'Till the next time!

-JFS


Friday 27 May 2016

85. Even Above Average Height is Still Considered Short...for Men, I Think





It started out as me complaining about feeling short, despite being above average in height, into just drawing out the weird shit friends say to each other. As much as I love Dave, I am not sure that I would turn him into a coat ;)

I still feel short, however :P




Sunday 22 May 2016

84. It's Good to be Courteous



Yes, Feltzilla is, in fact, floating. He has that power.

Following yesterday's post, I thought something more light-hearted would be more fitting. So here is Doom-Ghost and Llamamuerte offering a welcome gift to Feltzilla.

Feltzilla is property of Justin Hubble. Go check out their work herehereand here :)

Saturday 21 May 2016

83. Honest Conversation: A Rope of Sand


There you have it, yours truly is in fact pansexual rather than bisexual. I know it's not going to affect me much, but it's nice to have found an identity that I truly feel it's right for me.

Thank you, Justin :)

Also, I hope you don't mind that I included Feltzilla in this, it was too cute to pass up :3

UPDATE
Definitions of sexuality vary from person to person, what I have demonstrated here is just simply a conversation I had with a friend, because I personally felt that 'bisexual' didn't quite fully encapsulate my sexual identity. It is different for everyone, and I also understand that some bisexuals might feel offended by what I have written here. Some bisexuals might feel that they themselves are not limited by gender or that I am undermining their orientation by what I have written.

It is not my intent to do so, neither is it my intent to suggest that bi is a pathway to pan. Having said that I also do not want to suggest that you also have to be pan to be in a relationship or pursue someone who is not cis-gendered. Gender and sexuality are a massive and complex concepts, and I am doing the best I can to understand with the help of some pretty awesome people :)

I am open to discussions, but remember this, be happy with who you are and your own expressions of gender and sexuality. There's a whole lot of us on this planet :)

Take care,

JFS


Sunday 1 May 2016

82. This is Why You READ the Script




A Facebook conversation that got a little out of hand. It only started as a reference to Firefly and the fact that my knee was betraying me :P

Also, Seaweed does in fact have a dragon eye tattoo in his armpit. Don't ask me how I know that O.O

Friday 8 April 2016

81. Not Quite Sisyphus, Not Quite Juular



Anxieties have been high, and in the space of one week not only did I not get the job I was hoping for (including various others I have applied for in the field), but I was also rejected for a PhD I applied for which I was so certain that I was going to get.

So, yeah, pretty fucking shit if you ask me. 6 Years, I have wasted 6 years of my life trying to get into the sector and wasted so much time studying for my Masters and Bachelors, so DO NOT FUCKING TELL ME THAT IT'LL BE OK AND JUST TRY AGAIN!! What do you think I do in my spare time? Having a luxurious wank? No, I am constantly churning out applications at least 15-20 a week.

This is me venting. I am not trawling for sympathy or compliments or reassurance, I just want to vent. It helps me feel better in the long term and stops me embittering myself. Otherwise I end up loathing employers when it's not necessary. Although, you've got to admit that employers making their staff carrying out double the amount of work because they're too cheap to hire more staff is damn stupid.


Tuesday 29 March 2016

80. Journey to the Centre of the Beard - Suck It, Fallout




I actually love the game, Fallout. Drawing a Deathclaw I do not love :P

I owe you guys an explanation, I initially planned to continue the Beard Saga after the first one as there are two more posts for this particular story. However, after the first one a lot of things happened and I couldn't bring myself to continue a rather ambitious arc on my part.

So I got back into the habit of making as much regular updates as possible with the Beard Saga still in mind. Every tenth post will be related to the Beard Saga :)

Poor Seaweed, Dave's massacre of the Deathclaw was too much for him.

Enjoy, reprobates!!