Flying Biscuits Syndrome
Tired ramblings of a quasi-rebellious, faux-jaded old man trapped inside a young-ish body.
Important Biscuits
Tuesday, 8 May 2018
103. It Made Sense In My Head
This was an actual coversation.
Yes, I do insult my cat often. No, she will not develop a complex, she's a cat.
I was only quoting Bianca del Rio.
Quick note: my cat has a half moustache, like so:
Sunday, 19 November 2017
102. I Don't Think Zombies Are Ready For My Brain-Jelly
Recently, I have been feeling quite down, and this last week my mental then decided to fully betray me. My friends and family have been rallying behind me, Seaweed in particular has been messaging me weird conversations that are making me chuckle and feel a little better.
Depression demon does not like this, good vibes and strong friendships burns them. Burns them bad.
Also, I don't think zombie would be able to stomach my brains ;)
Love you guys. Mwah.
Sunday, 29 October 2017
Sunday, 20 August 2017
100. Scary, Scary Fishcakes
I am startled very easily. Loud noise, nope. Not for me thanks.
When my bro-in-law, Pete, was a teenager he used to creep up behind a me and yell "fishcake" in his loud, deep, bellowing voice.
Always succeeded. He always did ¬_¬
Also, IT'S MY 100TH COMIC POST, REPROBATES!! WOOO!!
Saturday, 24 June 2017
99. That's a Nice Way to Go, Surely?
This conversation actually happened. Then, Kuro deliberately hugged me close to their boobs in an "effort" to smother me.
They can't handle it when I'm the sassy one :P
Friday, 23 June 2017
98. (Hastag) YOLO
Of course you like octopi, why wouldn't you? Seaweed and Justin certainly do :)
Plus, this is a much better version of this annoying acronym :P
*harrumph*
Monday, 12 June 2017
97. The Demonic Voices Are Real
In other news, Kuro and I have finally booked the venue and registry for the wedding. I'm going to be a husband, bitchez!!
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