65. Darling, This is No Joke, This is Misanthropy

For those of you who don't understand French, here is the translation:

Me: Hello
Helena: Hello
Me: My name is James, and you?
Helena: My name is Helena, nice to meet you.
Helena: Tell me, James. What do you like to do at the weekend?
Me: I hate people.
Helena: Me too, I hate people.

I am building an army of misanthropes!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

64. CthulDude Waits Dreaming...

It is an obsession. It's an obsession Seaweed and I both have because we like Lovecraft. Because we are awesome. Because we have beards.
Beards.
Beards.
BEARDS.
IÄ! IÄ! BEARDTHULU FHTAGN!

THE ELDER BEARDS ARISE FROM THE SEA!!