103. It Made Sense In My Head

This was an actual coversation.

Yes, I do insult my cat often. No, she will not develop a complex, she's a cat.

I was only quoting Bianca del Rio.

Quick note: my cat has a half moustache, like so:

102. I Don't Think Zombies Are Ready For My Brain-Jelly

 

Recently, I have been feeling quite down, and this last week my mental then decided to fully betray me. My friends and family have been rallying behind me, Seaweed in particular has been messaging me weird conversations that are making me chuckle and feel a little better. 

Depression demon does not like this, good vibes and strong friendships burns them. Burns them bad.

Also, I don't think zombie would be able to stomach my brains ;)

Love you guys. Mwah.

101 - Oowee, That Smarts.

I has a cat now, her name is Frida :3

Frida Catlho! :D

100. Scary, Scary Fishcakes

 

I am startled very easily. Loud noise, nope. Not for me thanks.

When my bro-in-law, Pete, was a teenager he used to creep up behind a me and yell "fishcake" in his loud, deep, bellowing voice. 

Always succeeded. He always did ¬_¬

Also, IT'S MY 100TH COMIC POST, REPROBATES!! WOOO!!

99. That's a Nice Way to Go, Surely?

This conversation actually happened. Then, Kuro deliberately hugged me close to their boobs in an "effort" to smother me.

They can't handle it when I'm the sassy one :P

98. (Hastag) YOLO

Of course you like octopi, why wouldn't you? Seaweed and Justin certainly do :)

Plus, this is a much better version of this annoying acronym :P

*harrumph*

97. The Demonic Voices Are Real

In other news, Kuro and I have finally booked the venue and registry for the wedding. I'm going to be a husband, bitchez!!

96. Pan-Draggie

When I came out, I coined the term "pan-dragon"; I was also inspired by this lovely meme.

Pansexual Dragon? Pan-dragon? Get it?



Nevermind :P

95. Now That's What I Call a "Hairy" Situation

Hair evolution is real. Look it up, I found it on Alternative Facts.Com!

94. Shit My Kuro Says

 

This is a real conversation I had with my fiancee while we were snuggling.

Yeah...

93. Weird Doesn't Even Cut It

I went for a chibi style cartoon today. It has been a bit of  crap week, so I decided to make a funny and poke fun at the fact that I do weird things when I'm annoyed to distract myself.

Also, you can tell I have been reading a lot of My Life As A Background Slytherin lately :3

92. Books! Glorious Books! They Will Ensnare You!

Dave loves books, to his own detriment sometimes. Especially this series.

91. Yay For Uncomfortable Truths!

I read this article from The Independent and it made me laugh so much. Mainly because I know some people would not want to admit that these simple scenarios exist. The third one was my favourite hence this post XD

Also, Seaweed would actually enjoy the article :P

90. Hell Hath No Fury Like A Partner Scorned

Be warned, Kuro is also a drummer. They know how to use drumsticks against their enemies.

I spent 10 minutes looking at "creepy smiles" on Google Images. I kept coming across the drawn image for the Smiling Man creepypasta.

WELP I'm not sleeping tonight :P

On a lighter note, Kuro has an awesome new hairdo :3 Undercuts for the win!

89. The Annoying Fuzzball RETURNS

Most of the time you just need a reassuring cuddle from a friend, loved one or family member.

I'm glad that people around me know me well enough what to do. I have too much sensitivities and stupidness.

88. If I Could Skitter Like a Bug I Would

Whenever the panic sets in, for whatever reason, I get this tremendous urge to just scurry away. Like a bug.

A buddy of mine wanted me to play the guitar because he really wanted to hear me play. Fair enough, but I still haven't passed that confidence threshold and I did feel anxious when I played in front of him. In my delicious mess of a mind I wanted to flee, skitter away like a bug.

Sad guitar is sad for being tossed away like that. Goddamnit, James! Keep your panic attacks at bay

:P