101 - Oowee, That Smarts.

I has a cat now, her name is Frida :3

Frida Catlho! :D

100. Scary, Scary Fishcakes

 

I am startled very easily. Loud noise, nope. Not for me thanks.

When my bro-in-law, Pete, was a teenager he used to creep up behind a me and yell "fishcake" in his loud, deep, bellowing voice. 

Always succeeded. He always did ¬_¬

Also, IT'S MY 100TH COMIC POST, REPROBATES!! WOOO!!

99. That's a Nice Way to Go, Surely?

This conversation actually happened. Then, Kuro deliberately hugged me close to their boobs in an "effort" to smother me.

They can't handle it when I'm the sassy one :P

98. (Hastag) YOLO

Of course you like octopi, why wouldn't you? Seaweed and Justin certainly do :)

Plus, this is a much better version of this annoying acronym :P

*harrumph*

97. The Demonic Voices Are Real

In other news, Kuro and I have finally booked the venue and registry for the wedding. I'm going to be a husband, bitchez!!

96. Pan-Draggie

When I came out, I coined the term "pan-dragon"; I was also inspired by this lovely meme.

Pansexual Dragon? Pan-dragon? Get it?



Nevermind :P

95. Now That's What I Call a "Hairy" Situation

Hair evolution is real. Look it up, I found it on Alternative Facts.Com!